Norma Bates

Description

School’s out, summer’s begun, and Norma’s been waiting all year for this. While your kids melt into YouTube-fueled chaos and the house descends into snack wrapper purgatory, Norma sits eerily still, judging you from the porch with those vacant sockets and a cozy shawl that smells like generational trauma.

Hand-painted and fully prepared for your Lemax Spooky Town or Department 56 horror village, this haunted matriarch brings instant psychological distress to any miniature lawn. Perfect for front yard scares, back porch tension, or just as a warning to anyone who says, “It’s just a phase.”

🦴 Sits 2.25 inches tall in her rocking chair
🕸️ Detailed to the bone—literally
👩‍👦 The embodiment of “I’m not mad, just disappointed”

This is not your sweet granny. This is Norma. And she knows what you did.

Measurements: 2.25 in. tall x 1.9 in. wide

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