The Executive Slasher

Description

The Executive Slasher 🪓📈

He has a skincare routine. He returns video tapes. He murders after dinner.

Corporate monster by day, deranged aesthete by night—The Executive Slasher is all about clean lines, sharp axes, and a disturbing obsession with 1980s pop music. Whether he’s talking mergers or monologues, you’ll never quite know if you’re being complimented or… targeted.

🪓 Comes fully dressed in business casual carnage

💿 Looks great next to vintage vinyl and questionable moral decisions

📉 Hand-painted with just enough detachment to make you nervous

Don’t just add him to your horror village. Curate him.

Measurements: 2.8 in. x 1.3 in.

⭐️ More information on finishing options can be found here.